Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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