No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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