So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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