last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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