id be glad to
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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