question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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