Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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