I wish my penis had an off switch
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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