She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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