I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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