Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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