I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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