come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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