What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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