Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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