K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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