We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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