I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
