I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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