He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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