Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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