What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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