whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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