What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Quick, to the slutcave!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I had to cum in my sink.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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