You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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