he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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