you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
do nipples grow back?
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