We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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