Acid is not a monday night drug
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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