Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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