My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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