My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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