White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
cat food counts as protein by the way
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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