yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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