Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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