Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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