yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
