You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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