Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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