What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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