I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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