I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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