Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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