I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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