erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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