yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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