Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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