she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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