so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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