It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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